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JOKES
My family has recently
discovered that a truly corny, totally lame joke can make me laugh so hard I
become completely incapacitated.
It’s sad to think that if
someone wanted to kill me, they could joke me to death. Sad, but also within my realm of possibilities.
Here are just a few of the
jokes that make me fall over in a fit of glee (don’t judge!):
What did the dad buffalo say to his son when he left
for college?
Bye, Son!
Why was the belt arrested?
For “holding up” a pair of pants!
What’s red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint!
I even laughed while typing
them. Seriously. It’s a problem.
There is no reasonable
explanation for my love of stupid jokes. It’s the cruelest form of punishment
ever, because my two oldest sons and husband will sit around forever telling one
dumb joke after the other, just to see me laughing until I cry, hands flapping in
the air, oxygen deprived, and red faced.
If I were Superman, bad
jokes would be my kryptonite.
These are like Boy's Life jokes. My kids used to love them.
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KarenG
A to Z Challenge Host
haha! Love these jokes
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www.thewritingnut.com
Just A-Zing around!
Innteresting read
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