A boy, a girl, and a common desire:
Me: I keep having urges to cry.
Me: I cried watching a Christmas cartoon last night!
Me: DAMN THE MOON AND IT'S FULL BASTARD FACE!
Griffin: heh, was it a really really poorly done cartoon?
Me: No! It was really sweet!!
Me: I want someone to give up their Christmas wish for me!
Me: And toast my bread without asking, because they know I like my sammiches toasted.
Griffin: I just want someone who won't punch me in the face while I sleep, either accidently or on purpose
Me: I really have to agree with you on that.
Griffin: seems like a decent desire
Griffin: I'm a simple man