By the way, my favourite new word is "wonky".
Also -- thanks to everyone that left me comment love. I was going to send you all cookies, but then I realized I don't know all your addresses. Then I realized I'm poor and can't afford all the cookie buying, package sending nonsense. Then I realized I just don't have time to be making cookies for the likes of you! Ha! So instead, I offer you this.
Don't say I never gave you anything.