I'm still confused about the handcuff/ankle issue. Are there many ankles that don't fit in handcuffs? Do my ankles fit in handcuffs? Imagine my horror if I went to handcuff my ankles (because in my life, this happens so often) and I had abnormally large ankles! Oh, the agony! How can someone be tiny and have large ankles?? What is the world coming to when ankles don't fit in handcuffs??
Maybe that's why they are called handcuffs. Sheesh. This is why I should not be awake before noon.