7.28.2001

Okay. ugh. YOUCH.

Have any of you ever actually tried Dentyne Ice?

This is some seriously hostile gum. It's just plain wrong.

Imagine pouring some gasoline on your tongue and flicking your lighter on. Then dump a cup of ice in there and crunch happily for a few seconds.

What do you get? A gritty, smoke pouring from your nostrils and mouth, puckered face, fire burning icey hot insane tasting rubbery substance.

I'm seriously not recommending this stuff. And hell, I'm not going to brave the wilds of gums and taste test anymore, either.

I think it's going to take a long damn time to recover from this "nothing's colder than ice" assault to my taste buds.

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