My List that Does Not Lie:
- I have an unbelievably scary amount of laundry hiding in my room. I keep hoping The Husband will get annoyed by it and take care of it!
- I haven't had a bathing suit on yet this summer. I don't want to see myself.
- If I were to tally up the amount of times I consider popping someone in the head for being stupid, I think we would all be afraid of the total. Violence: it's what's for dinner!
- I am always having a conversation with someone in my head. No lie. Hm. That makes me sound crazier than I intended. Drat.
- If I haven't heard from you in
a month a weeka couple of days, I assume something has happened that has upset you, even if there is no evidence that I could have possibly upset you, and you are purposefully avoiding me. I know. I KNOW. Crazy crazy lady.
- I am writing this list to ignore the fact that I have an appointment to be at in 25 minutes. If I don't leave right now, I'll be late.