The Melodramatic View of the Day:
Daegan's foot almost fell off.
Steven failed 4th grade due to lack of parental homework supervision.
My school closed down because I'm never there.
I'm moving to wherever is the farthest point on earth from here.
The Truth as it Lies:
Daegan walks like a little old man, but he should be fine soon.
Steven is writing a book on six different explorers in one night because no one made him do it this weekend.
I hate missing work, because it makes me feel like I am failing my staff and my families.
I want to go somewhere cool, crisp, and refreshing. No, I don't want a Pepsi.