Alas, my Kelly has flown away. I am currently sitting in her loverly house making up the guest list for the wild parties that will be held here whilst the lovely Kelly is in absentia.
I will do my utmost best to keep you entertained while she is away. But to start off with.... one of these is always a must.
The views expressed by myself, 'Stormy', may not necessarily reflect the views of Kelly. My opinions are purely my own and may or may not be coerced by the person who talks in my head. At times I may post something that someone, including but not limited to Kelly, may or may not agree with. But then again I may be full of shit. You decide, dear audience. My scruples are on fire.