Just to prove I never lie, here is the photo album of my new place. Go check it out and ooh and ahh.
I lost several pics somehow, but you get the basic idea. Luckily, the landlord paid for a lot of the heavy work that needed to be done. I bought all the paint and flooring, and Tanya was lovely enough to buy my new bathroom sink. The bathroom, whose before pics I have lost, used to have an oversized cabinet with sink. The cabinet was so large you could barely fit through the entry to the bathroom. Fun stuff. So that, among nearly everything else, was replaced with something new.
Enjoy. Or something.