To tattoo, or not to tattoo?
Me: So, should I go over to Tanya's and get a tattoo tonight?
Mom: (staring blankly at me with demon eyes) Um...
Steven: No!! No tattoos!
Me: Why not?
Steven: You're a girl. No tattoos on girls.
Me: Steven! Girls can do anything guys do! Do you like tattoos?
Steven: Yes, just girls can't have them.
Me: Yes, they can. They can, if guys can.
Steven: I thought you were a nice mommy.
Me: I am a nice mommy!
Steven: Nice mommy's don't get tattoos.

Not to tattoo, that is the answer.

No comments:

Post a Comment